Just to freak people out, this is the Goblin Shark. Yea, it’s a real shark.
Don’t worry; it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters.
Still, look what it can do…
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My friend and I tried to write erotica. It didn't end up very erotic.
- Luke: "And then their bodies intertwined in sexual heat... Which was nice for them I guess."
- Captain Eli: "He placed his hand on Steve's thigh, which Steve quite appreciated. "
- Luke: "His throbbing manhood threatened to burst forth, which was bad because these jeans were expensive"
- Captain Eli: "He hurriedly unzipped his fly, being careful not to catch his sensitive foreskin in its cruel teeth. Steve carefully unbuttoned his own trousers, and carefully folded them. He draped them over the back of the nearby office chair, which had a tall back and additional lumbar support to help with his back problems. Steve had managed to get it on sale, which he was quite proud of, even though the upholstery didn't quite match his office décor."
Stupid shit my mythology teacher has said:
- So, is your Achilles’ tendon named from mythology maybe?
- Women should stay in the kitchen.
- Oh I guess he wasn’t in Guantanamo (on an Arabic student who was late to class)
- Don’t study film in college, I tried and it totally wasn’t just sitting there watching movies. It was seriously hard.
- Oh sure, science. But we don’t really know how that all happens. Who says its not Zeus? (On ‘mysterious’ phenomena such as earthquakes and tsunamis…)
- I mean, I haven’t actually read the Iliad but…
- You guys should try reading some of these Books, not just Sparknotes, its actually pretty fascinating. (He was deadly serious, apparently when studying a book its now totally fine to just read Sparknotes.. and read some of it occasionally if it has cool fight scenes.)
- If you believe in nothing and are totally okay with saying ‘you don’t know’ what happens after you die, there’s something wrong with you.
To be continued…
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